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[cutiepie_shepherd]

[WOW HOW DID YOU GET HERE??? In a blaze of sprinkles, sparkles, and glitter, participants find themselves in the ]

[there's a table spread full of every kind of sweet you can imagine--cookies, candies, chocolate, pastries, you name it IT IS THERE, along with some water to help wash it down so you don't die of high blood sugar within the next five minutes]

[every single person will also find that they have an invitation marking their team name, and are decked out in bows and ribbons and possibly skirts decorated with your name sake]

yeah Yeah YEAH YEAH!! It's Cutie Shepherd's time to shine!! Everyone eat up, you're gonna need your strength!! And keep your eye on this poll on the wall too, it changes alllll the time!

[POLL IS OVER HERE!!]

[Cute!Shepherd appears on a large tv screen]

Okay okay okay! Listen up everyone! We're gonna play a game called Whooooo ARE THE PARTY POOPERS! Booo! There are two teams that don't belong here and will try to mess this up for everyone, and you guys have got to get rid of them before they lame up the place! Don't worry, I'll give you guys clues along the way, but those Party Poopers are very very clever!

When you find them, I'll get rid of them for you all~! But if you choose wrong, the party's over for some poor shmuck instead! Let's all work together and have a great time!! HOORAY!!

((Day ends Saturday about 5pmEST, Ousting will go up before 6!! Expect a clue or something tomorrow and maybe something tonight idek!!))

Comments

[snappingturtle]

[THE HELL IS THIS]

[cutiepie_shepherd]

[THERE ARE ALSO HEART AND BUNNY STICKERS ON YOUR SHELL]

[takewing]

[THE HELL ARE YOU]

Er . . . I suppose you have as little idea of what's going on as anybody else?

[earlybloomer]

[ like the other girl said: THE HELL ARE YOU

at least this one looks excited and interested in not knowing what the hell you are?? ]

Ooh, I haven't the slightest idea of what you are!

[ looks at him expectantly. you'll tell me, right?? Just stating that is just as good as asking a real question!! ]

[butaglove]

... Are ya s'pposed to be a turtle?

[freckledninja]

[EATING SNACKS AND NOT GIVING AN EFF]

[snappingturtle]

You don't even know where those came from!

[superunlucky]

[well this is a lot cuter than the set up was the last time I randomly woke up in a strange place]

E-eeeeh?

[cutiepie_shepherd]

PARTY HARD YEA!!!

[dorca]

[I'm pretty sure I did not raid my little sister's wardrobe so why am I dressed like this.]

Um...

[Also what the hell.]

[cutiepie_shepherd]

omigosh YOU ARE TOO CUTE i hope you enjoy the party!!!1

[takewing]

[I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING]

[Stares around herself, completely bewildered.]

[cutiepie_shepherd]

[PARTY BALL EXPLODES OVER YOUR HEAD]

[IT'S FULL OF CANDY]

[onthevorepath]

[ No part of this is not disturbing in its own special way... ]

What is this nonsense?

[cutiepie_shepherd]

Iiiiiit's a party~~~!

[thefaceofjustice]

No snacks for me, thanks! With justice on my side, I already have all the strength I need!

[cutiepie_shepherd]

wow you sound so cool~~ but you better eat your cake later mister!!!

[midgardener]

[ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. ]



. . . oh my! What a spread!

[cutiepie_shepherd]

A SPREAD OF DELICIOUS

[rosetinting]

[colorful ribbons are tied through all of her floofy white hair~ (also please check powers info if you are or have an animal. /o/)]

H-Huh!? What is this?? Where am I???

[cutiepie_shepherd]

You're in the party room!! WHOO HOO

1/2

[earlybloomer]

[ IT'S. some kind of strange plant lady. Standing on her tiptoes and leaning in closer to the big screen television ]

Oh, my! That's the strangest looking Charr I've ever seen!

Re: 2/2

[earlybloomer]

[ pauses, contemplative. ]

Actually, that's the only Charr I've ever seen. Are they supposed to look that way? Does anyone know?

[weeabird]

[some asshole is standing in the corner with his back to everyone, a hawk on his shoulder, and his hands in some seriously heavy-duty handcuffs]

[cutiepie_shepherd]

[and also a hello kitty ribbon in his hair 'w']

[theraccoon]

[WHY IS THERE SO MUCH GLITTER

By the way, there is a small child dressed in all grey and looking vaguely raccoon-ish. The bows are definitely attached to that tail, and possibly the ears too.

Said small child may also be stuffing all of the goodies into every pocket on their person, as well as eating a lot of the sweets.

All that stops when the shepherd appears on the tv though.]

...What is that? A mascot?

PARTY DANCES???

[cutiepie_shepherd]

[SUDDENLY THE TV IS PLAYING THIS ON REPEAT]

Show me your moves!! The person with the best twerk will get THE MOST IMPORTANT CLUE ever!!!



[for those who can't click it it's twerking]

Re: PARTY DANCES???

[freckledninja]

[did you know that this turtle knows how to dance

because he can]

[butaglove]

[sneezing because glitter]

Th' hell's this place?!


((placeholderrr will be around in the morning))

[bitethehand]

[...but why bows and ribbons. taking one out of his hair to inspect it]

Uwaa, how did this get here? I don't remember dressing up for anything.

[butaglove]

K-K-Kubo-chan!

[guardiandeity]

These teams names are all bad, I wanna change 'em!

[havesomedecency]

[GET THEE FROM ME, YOU DAMN SPARKLE RIBBONS!!]

[midgardener]

Well! This is definitely an interesting setup! Hmm, if I had to take a guess, I'd think we'll all need to get to know each other a bit, so how about some introductions?

My name's Aeris Gainsborough. I like gardening and nicely made dresses. My favorite color is green, but I think I probably look best in pink. My dislikes are caves, bitter flavors and over-confident men.

So, how about everyone else?

[weeabird]

[addressing only his partner]

Fool Bright, my introduction.

PARTY GAMES??? [AKA A CLUE]

[cutiepie_shepherd]

[SUDDENLY SOME SIRENS FLASH]

You all suck at twerking even though the tall guy is pretty sweet to look at hubba hubba!! So let's try something else! Who's good at RIDDLES???

1)Why are dessert loving kids always in a hurry??
2)What do you call a pastry that doesn't like to do anything??
3)What would an orange be if it was cruel to lemons and limes??

Okay!! Figure it out and you'll be one step closer to finding the party poopers!!

And even though you all suck at twerking, I'll give a very special bonus to whoever makes that stuffy Elliot guy give it a shot~!

Re: PARTY GAMES??? [AKA A CLUE]

[freckledninja]

I don't know any of these!

[weeabird]

All things considered, I believe a second set of introductions are in order.

Fool Bright and I are Team Honeybuns.

[takewing]

Naegi and I are Team Donut.