TEAM HONEYBUNS

[cutiepie_shepherd]

[AT SOME POINT YOU'RE JUST KINDA SHOVED IN HERE. ~MAGIC~ there's a girl in an oversized, colorful mess of a sheep hoodie waving at you from a tv screen]

This is your team room uwah!! SO SUPER SWEET SECRETIVE!! You can use this place to talk in super sweet secret! But if you talk somewhere else, be sure to let me know, okay~?

((please open any other private posts you make to this journal! Ty))

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day 1!

[thefaceofjustice]

Prosecutor Blackquill, who do we vote out?

What vote is the most just?!?!

[He's having a justice crisis over here. Please help him.]

[weeabird]

There's no justice to be found here; after all, no one has yet pooped the party. I would suggest we vote for those whom we most wish to engage on the battlefield.

[thefaceofjustice]

That doesn't sound like the path to justice!

What about suspicious behaviors? Maybe the enemy is in hiding! There's one team that hasn't checked in with you yet.

[weeabird]

And Taka has judged the ones who have favorably.

[thefaceofjustice]

If only we had evidence to go through... I should have spent more time interviewing everyone.

I'll trust your judgement.

[weeabird]

I'll put in the vote.

[thefaceofjustice]

Hmm... I'm really overdue on taking you back to prison. It looks like we're probably going to remain stuck here awhile longer.

[weeabird]

Don't worry. I'm sure I'll make it to my execution one way or another.

[thefaceofjustice]

Oh... yeah, that......

...Ah, anyway, I was thinking... I'm expected to keep an eye on you at all times, but I don't think I can stay awake nonstop. Justice never sleeps, but a Champion of Justice sure needs to. (Believe me, I tried once, and I almost passed out on top of some evidence.)

However, there's no holding cells around here I can put you in overnight...

[weeabird]

That's quite the predicament. Are you going to sleep with one eye open?

[thefaceofjustice]

Nope, I can't do that, either.

But what I can do is put my arms around you and hold onto you really tight the whole night!

[weeabird]

...............

[somewhere, crickets are chirping]

[thefaceofjustice]

It will work! If you leave my Embrace of Justice, I will wake up immediately!

[weeabird]

... Half-wit. I'm amazed you can even think of sleep at a time like this.

[thefaceofjustice]

We both need to keep our senses sharp! There's no way to do that when we're sleep-deprived.

[weeabird]

Sleep is a rare commodity in my world, unless one enjoys the lullaby of grown men weeping. I've done just fine without it in the past. But by all means, you go ahead. I'll make you an honor-bound promise not to attempt to murder anyone until after you've woken up.

[thefaceofjustice]

Aw, come on. I have a duty to protect everyone, I can't just take your word. The boys back at HQ wouldn't like that.

I don't want to have to handcuff you to a fixture, either. I thought that would be inhumane. Besides, you already broke a pair...

[weeabird]

How many spares did you bring?

[thefaceofjustice]

Just one... and with what's been happening, I'm going to need to save it for an arrest.

[weeabird]

Good. Don't waste it on the likes of me.

[thefaceofjustice]

So you see? All I can do is lock you up in my arms!

[weeabird]

............ Hmph. This isn't even worth arguing with you.

[thefaceofjustice]

Good, because I could really use a nap right now.

[Opens arms? :D?]

[weeabird]

There will be no sleep until we've concluded a preliminary investigation!

[thefaceofjustice]

[I guess he wasn't listening because he just bear-hugged you.]

[weeabird]

Fool Bright!

[thefaceofjustice]

Ah, sorry, is that too tight?

[It is pretty tight.]

[weeabird]

That would depend on whether or not you're trying to murder me.

[thefaceofjustice]

Of course not!

[Okay, he'll be gentle.]

[weeabird]

[better]

I'm giving you thirty minutes. Any longer, and you won't like how you wake up.

[thefaceofjustice]

Fair enough!

[He sits back against a wall, tugging Simon in snugly against his chest.]

[weeabird]

[this is gayer than prison]

[but whatever, he could use a nap himself]

[thefaceofjustice]

[Simon's big uncombed ponytail actually makes for a nice pillow.]