TEAM DONUTS

[cutiepie_shepherd]

[AT SOME POINT YOU'RE JUST KINDA SHOVED IN HERE. ~MAGIC~ there's a girl in an oversized, colorful mess of a sheep hoodie waving at you from a tv screen]

This is your team room uwah!! SO SUPER SWEET SECRETIVE!! You can use this place to talk in super sweet secret! But if you talk somewhere else, be sure to let me know, okay~?

((please open any other private posts you make to this journal! Ty))

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[takewing]

[WHAT THE BALLS IS GOING ON HERE]

I'm afraid I don't have much interest in keeping secrets.

[. . . p-pokes the screen, what is this, is it magical]

[superunlucky]

[hello]

[who are you]

[what is going on]

Um. . .

[takewing]

. . . Hullo!

[superunlucky]

H-hi!

[points to the TV screen]

. . . do you know who she is?

[takewing]

I don't have the faintest idea, I'm afraid.

[pokes the screen again . . .]

Nor do I know exactly what this . . . device? is.

[superunlucky]

[blinks, a bit surprised]

You've never seen a television screen before?

[takewing]

[Shakes her head.]

Is it magical?

[superunlucky]

[wh] Magical? No, no, it's electricity.

[cutiepie_shepherd]

[a bit later, cutie reappears on the screen!!]

If you believe in magic, you can do anything~~Especially if you're wolfy party poopers!

[takewing]

That substance they use to power lights and such things . . . ?

[POKES. THE SCREEN.]

[takewing]

Allow me to repeat my lack of interest:

I am not interested in keeping secrets, nor am I interested in . . . pooping on any parties.

[superunlucky]

That's right. You must come from some place that doesn't use a lot of electricity.

[cutiepie_shepherd]

Nope nope nope! [she makes an X on the tv]

That's not the right attitude at all~~! You've gotta play along! There's someone else just like you, y'know! I wonder who they could be? They have to play right, and so do you two, or!!

[DRAMATIC GULP]

Something really REALLY bad might happen!

[takewing]

You're resorting to petty threats and blackmail? What a rude host you are.

[takewing]

Well, yes . . . I'm from Pyxis, good sir.

[spoken slowly, like HOW CAN YOU NOT GUESS WHERE I'M FROM]

[cutiepie_shepherd]

[THERE'S A REALLY SHRILL WHISTLE]

[and a...glass tube drops down?? full of plastic play balls?? well that doesn't seem too bad]

[except inside a familiar bird is desperately flapping about, trying to break free]

Blackmail is super uncute! I just don't want your friend to get hurt! So you better play by the rules ok ok!!

[superunlucky]

Pyxis?

Where is that?

[maybe that answers her question]

[superunlucky]

What-- what does believing in magic have to do with anything?

[cutiepie_shepherd]

i am being optimistic for you!!

[takewing]

[nope]

[nope nope nope]

Kou!

[LUNGES FORWARD, fist banging hard against the glass.]

[superunlucky]

. . . no thanks. I'd rather use my own optimism.

What if I don't want to be a party pooper? What if I don't want to be here at all?

[takewing]

. . . What do you mean, "where is that"?

Where are you from, lad?

[superunlucky]

[??]

I'm from Japan. I've never heard of a place called Pyxis before.

[cutiepie_shepherd]

[enjoy hurting your hands!!]

[cutie yawns on the screen]

Boring. . .you're not going to get anywhere that way! Your birdie buddy will be A-OKAY!

If you follow the rules, that is. Super simple, right~? Cute Shepherd doesn't break her promises!

[takewing]

[pain what pain I DO NOT CARE ABOUT PAIN I WILL BUST MY BUDDY OUT OF THEREEEEE]

Be quiet, you sad excuse for a being!